i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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