he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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