We're facebook friends in real life
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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