they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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