He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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