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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I want to stick my p in your. b.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...

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• (949): View more from California

  Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.

  (818): View more from California

  He could of at least asked

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.

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• (585): View more from New York

  The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!

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  Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.

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