He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING