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(770): View more from Georgia

I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..

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(970): View more from Colorado

Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.

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(716): View more from New York

I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?

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(337): View more from Louisiana

You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.

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(912): View more from Georgia

I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.

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(1-618): View more from Illinois

Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂

(618): View more from Illinois

Your skills amaze me

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