ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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