Buhtt sex?
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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