Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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