Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
handjob tips. give me some.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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