You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Randomize
