If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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