He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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