I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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