All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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