dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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