ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
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I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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