so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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