i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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