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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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