if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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