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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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