We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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