I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
This house was built for laser tag.
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I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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