Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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