If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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