He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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