Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
NoShamevember. You game?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
