its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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