he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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