I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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