I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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