Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
