your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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