Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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