It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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