They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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