she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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