in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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