Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
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It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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