lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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