Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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