I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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