She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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