No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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