She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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