She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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