fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
