Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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