talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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