I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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