I only kidnapped one of them. chill
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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